Funny Excuses to Avoid Learning and Using .NET Core for Your Next Backend Web API

(And Why You Should Consider Node.js and Other Popular Alternatives Instead)

In the world of backend web development, there are numerous technologies to choose from. One option that often gets overlooked is .NET Core. While it offers a plethora of benefits, let’s explore some humorous excuses to avoid learning and using .NET Core and why you might be tempted to opt for alternatives like Node.js.

1. “I don’t want to have too much fun coding!” 🎉

   • .NET Core provides a powerful and enjoyable development experience. From its clean and readable syntax to the extensive tooling support, you might find yourself enjoying coding a bit too much! But who wants that? Opting for Node.js might mean dealing with call-back hell and endless async/await chains, adding an extra challenge to your coding experience.

2. “I love debugging mysterious issues!” 🔍

   • .NET Core’s robust framework and strong typing system help catch errors early in the development process. Who wants that? With Node.js, you can dive into the world of ambiguous error messages and spend hours unravelling mysterious issues that only manifest in production. It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt!

3. “I prefer reinventing the wheel!” 🎡

   • With .NET Core, you’ll have access to a vast ecosystem of libraries and frameworks that solve common problems. But who needs that convenience? Node.js allows you to roll up your sleeves and reinvent the wheel for every task. Want to build your own authentication system, ORM, or logging framework? The sky’s the limit!

4. “I enjoy living on the edge!” ⚡

   • Node.js is known for its rapid release cycles and the constant introduction of new features. If you prefer living on the edge with frequent updates that may introduce breaking changes, Node.js is the way to go. Who needs a stable and mature ecosystem like .NET Core, where you can rely on long-term support and predictable updates?

5. “I love being a lone wolf!” 🐺

   • .NET Core has a large and thriving community with active support forums, meetups, and resources. But who wants all that collaboration and networking? By choosing Node.js, you can embrace the lone wolf mentality. Sure, you might spend hours solving a problem that someone in the .NET community could have helped you with in minutes, but where’s the fun in that?

6. “I want my code to be a mystery novel!” 🕵️‍♀️

   • .NET Core encourages clean code practices and emphasizes readability. But who wants their code to be straightforward and easily understandable? With Node.js, you can embrace the art of writing cryptic code that even the most experienced developers will struggle to decipher. It’s like a mystery novel, but with code!

7. “I enjoy playing ‘Where’s Waldo?’ with my dependencies!” 🔍🧐

   • .NET Core’s package manager, NuGet, ensures smooth dependency management and version control. But where’s the fun in that? With Node.js, you can embark on a thrilling adventure of playing “Where’s Waldo?” with conflicting package versions, spending hours trying to resolve dependency hell. Who needs a stable and reliable dependency management system, anyway?

8. “I want to feel like a magician, not a developer!” 🎩✨

   • .NET Core provides comprehensive documentation and extensive community support. But where’s the magic in that? By choosing Node.js, you can embrace the mystique of being a developer who relies on cryptic Stack Overflow answers and the magic of trial and error. Who needs clear documentation and helpful community members when you can embrace the unknown?

9. “I want to impress my friends with my collection of frameworks!” 🤩📚

   • .NET Core offers a range of frameworks like ASP.NET Core, Entity Framework Core, and more. But who wants to impress their friends with a single framework? With Node.js, you can collect a vast array of frameworks and show off your impressive collection. Who needs simplicity and consistency when you can have a shelf full of frameworks?

10. “I want to spend my free time on server maintenance!” ⚙️🔧

    • .NET Core offers seamless deployment and hosting options, including cloud platforms like Azure. But who wants that convenience? By choosing Node.js, you can spend your free time becoming an expert in server configuration, handling complex deployment processes, and experiencing the joy of late-night server maintenance. Who needs a hassle-free deployment experience, anyway?

These are just funny pointers to encourage people who still think .net core is less powerful and they have this stigma that .net is very low performace framework just like older versino of .net Frameworks. They are not aware of how much .Net core evolved and more powerful in every aspects.

Node js is an amazing backend framework  but .net Core is still great.

Remember- These “facts” may be not the actual facts, just for fun.

No technology in today’s date is less capable, Many facts are just for fun, and there are ways to handle issues like i mention “callback hell in node js”, it can be handled in Node too, its just comparitibly easier in .net core framework as it is more organized. . its just about choosing the right one for your requirement!